

On his first take, Eggman (played by Alfred Coleman) has a vendetta against a little girl observing his message, "the news", Victoria's Secret, BestBuy, and the planet which he busts into the shape of his face. The scene (among a few others) appears in both the Hero storyline and the Dark storyline, providing the SnapCube cast two takes to get lines for it (which normally only happens for technical reasons).

Eggman takes over every television screen on Earth to deliver his fiendish message of world domination, and shoots the Moon with a space cannon powered by the Chaos Emeralds as a display of threatening power. In the original rendition of Sonic Adventure 2, there is a cutscene where Dr. You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! History Origins: Dark Story That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. All points, no quills, no pillows - look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was " THIS BI G," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my : Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. 2.7 The Gamer Piss, It Came Back: Shadow the Hedgehog.2.4 Drawbacks to virality: Freebooting and harassment.
